[01:08 AM] Nate: OMFG, TELL ME THE NAMES OF EVERY NEW PERSON YOU MET TODAY, GO!
[01:08 AM] Ethriell: i mets no one
[01:08 AM] Nate: not even in your imagination?
[01:09 AM] Ethriell: no not really, i've been working on banners all day long
[01:09 AM] Nate: bananers?
[01:09 AM] Nate: you can't work on those
[01:09 AM] Ethriell: my knitting group has a website under another website and they wanted a banner to represent us
[01:09 AM] Ethriell: sure i can, i make awesome banana bread
[01:09 AM] Ethriell: with peanut butter too
[01:10 AM] Nate: the banana says "HULLO, WE KNITS"
[01:10 AM] Nate: you should make me some of that banner bread, it smells delicious
[01:10 AM] Nate: i want to just rub the peanut butter all over my body, oh lord
[01:11 AM] Nate: jesus woman, why do you have to turn even the simplest thing like banana bread into some sick iunuendo?
[01:12 AM] Ethriell: lol
[01:12 AM] Nate: your knitting club has a website?
[01:12 AM] Nate: this sounds like more than a simple knitting club
[01:12 AM] Nate: you all have plans of global domination
[01:13 AM] Nate: WELL GODDAMNIT I WON'T HAVE IT, MY UNICYCLE ORGANIZATION WITH THWART YOUR EVIL SCHEME
[01:14 AM] Ethriell: the fuck...
[01:14 AM] Ethriell: lol
[01:14 AM] Nate: i'm onto you
[01:14 AM] Nate: sweaters with mind controlling threads
[01:15 AM] Nate: they latch onto the victim's nerves
[01:15 AM] Nate: i'll just get out a massive dryer and set that bitch on high heat, for major shrinkage
[01:16 AM] Nate: oh, btw, WHERMYBLUBSAT